BIN LADEN BREAKS KERRY'S HEART

This is simple really:

1) Bin Laden finally appears on election eve, obviously, to influence the election

2) He uses several anti-Bush pro John Kerry/Michael Moore arguments as follows:

A) "Bush is still practicing distortion and misleading on you, and obscuring the main reasons and therefore the reasons are still existing to repeat what happened before."

B) "He was bright in putting his sons as governors in states and he didn't forget to transfer his experience from the rulers of our region to Florida to falsify elections to benefit from it in critical times."

C) "We never thought that the high commander of the US armies would leave 50 thousand of his citizens in both towers to face the horrors by themselves when they most needed him because it seemed to distract his attention from listening to the girl telling him about her goat butting was more important than paying attention to airplanes butting the towers which gave us three times the time to execute the operation thank God."

D) "Bin Laden pointed to the millions of pounds of explosives dropped on Iraqi children as bush his son had done, as he said to remove an old agent and install a new agent to help in stealing the oil of Iraq."

E) "And free people don't let go of their security contrary to Bush's claims that we hate freedom."

3) Before Bin Laden's arrival Bush had a slight lead in the polls but a 10 point lead on his handling of the war in Iraq and a 20 point lead on his handling of terrorism. Kerry had successfully distracted many with his silly socialist banter about domestic issues, but now Bin Laden's blood thirsty specter has, unwittingly, driven the discussion back to Bush's strength and we therefore should expect Bush to win going away.

4) Kerry, sensing it was all over for him, finally tried to dispel his life long hippy, pacifist, antiwar, anti military, anti intelligence persona by calling Bin Laden a barbarian, and faintheartedly promising that he would stop at nothing to hunt him down. Sadly for Kerry, 85% of the troops that he would use to hunt down Bin Laden have voted for Bush; perhaps in fear that one day Kerry will put them under the upsidedown flag that was on the cover of his Vietnam era book.

5) It broke Kerry's heart that reality made him talk tough about a man who literally is trying to, and may, kill millions of American, when he was so much more comfortable with sensitive dialogue about how Bush had underfunded "no child left behind."